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Post by CHIKUBI on Dec 4, 2015 17:58:20 GMT -5
We all have those moments that are either crazy or unbelievable or just plain bizzare.
This is the place to share those strange but awesome stories.
Note: These stories don't have to happen exactly to you, you could've heard a really good story and just felt like sharing it. XD
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Post by CHIKUBI on Dec 5, 2015 3:23:26 GMT -5
I was reminded of something crazy that happened... 4 years ago today.
So my roommates and I. We were pretty damn random. We were spontaneous. Sometimes at 4am we'd be like, lets go get some pizza... and then we'd go walking about half a mile for it. LOL.
So one time... It was 2am and a school night. I had an the next day so I was going over some notes. The roomate peoples though mutually decided to try LSD.
First they took a strip and didn't feel shit. So they took two more...
FML. I had to babysit 3 grown ass adults while they were tripping, hard. One claimed they saw a rabbit and heard voices telling her to go out for a run, another kept trying to catch her shadow and the third one pretended to be a box...
Moral of this story. Don't do drugs.
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Post by CHIKUBI on Dec 6, 2015 4:13:44 GMT -5
I call this one: DRUNK BABYSISTER
So, my baby sister, she was around, 3-4, a wittle toddler and I was stuck babysitting her. At this time in life I was like 14ish maybe younger, I'm bad with numbers. Anyways.
I had these chocolates with a caramel center. Now these chocolates weren't what they seemed. Ya see, these happened to be adult chocolates. The caramel had liquor in them. She kept crying for one... So I gave her one.
SHE HAS BEEN THE FUNNIEST THING I'D EVER SEEN IN MA LIFE!!
First she was happy, because she had her chocolate and then she was hyper and singing her favorite nursery rhyme. It all went a bit dark when she started singing Ba Ba Black Sheep... Then out of nowhere, she stopped laughing and singing to pass out. She basically just fell over face flat and had a red nose for the rest of the week.
Did I get into trouble? Yes but the most messed up thing was that my oldest sister let this shit happen. She knew and just laughed the whole time but got away free. Smh.
Lesson of this small story: Don't trust your elders to regulate you, they'll just let you catch fire and burn.
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Post by CHIKUBI on Dec 9, 2015 0:49:16 GMT -5
Story time again! This one isn't as crazy, at least I don't think it is.
I call this one: SHHH.
About 3 years ago... My roommates and I had our last weekend together. We decided to do what we use to do during the weekends, drink but we were stupid about it and went onto campus to do le drinking. Yeah, stupid but we were fearless like that.
It was around 1am in the morning and we snuck onto campus, headed out to the shotput field that was across the softball field. We chose that field because it sits at the edge of campus bordering the forest and in the event we were caught, we could just run into the forest and follow the trails back to civilization and well after 4 years, we all knew them by memory.
Anywho, we each had our own bottles, we were drunk as heo and we were being rather noisy, after all we were remembering all our adventures and being old ladies recalling them crazy underage drinking days. Can't remember the details exactly but I know we all shut up when we saw the UPD (for those that don't know that University Police) car pull up in the distance. My roommates were silently freaking out. I was too because if we were caught, we knew we wouldn't be graduating the following weekend. I know I processed being kicked out of school quick and instinctively I dropped to the ground and told my roommates to shut up and do the same. So they did just as a flashlight was swept across the field. Now I call it luck we weren't caught because the shotput field dips down a bit, so by lying flat, we were perfectly hidden. However had the officer been closer, he would've definietly seen us.
So we waited on the ground for like 10ish minutes until the officer went to his car. We thought oh, we're in the clear time to crawl to the edge of the forest and make our escape. I took everyone's bottle and put it in my bag carefully so the bottles wouldn't clink. I was super slow to reach the edge of the forest and my friends who were already hiding behind a tree, asked me to toss the bag so I could move faster. The cop had called back up. So I had to move fast with out letting the bottles clink. I moved as quick as possible and when I reached that damn tree line, I was so damn happy. My friend held out her hand to take the bag and as I passed it to her, I swear to all them deities, in that moment I wanted to kick her face. She tugged the bag hard and the bottles clinked.
I didn't wait. I just rushed into the forest and took the steep shortcut up the hill to make the grand escape. FML.
We laughed about it later, once we were safe in the apartment...
Moral of this story: DON'T DO STUPID SHIT BEFORE GRADUATION.
Aftermath: UPD posted up a notice of the activity and money for anyone with information... Apparently there was a huge Championship game the next day and by crossing the softball field, we ruined the chalk lines. OOPS.
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Post by Sekki on Dec 9, 2015 0:57:27 GMT -5
Story time again! This one isn't as crazy, at least I don't think it is. I call this one: SHHH. About 3 years ago... My roommates and I had our last weekend together. We decided to do what we use to do during the weekends, drink but we were stupid about it and went onto campus to do le drinking. Yeah, stupid but we were fearless like that. It was around 1am in the morning and we snuck onto campus, headed out to the shotput field that was across the softball field. We chose that field because it sits at the edge of campus bordering the forest and in the event we were caught, we could just run into the forest and follow the trails back to civilization and well after 4 years, we all knew them by memory. Anywho, we each had our own bottles, we were drunk as heo and we were being rather noisy, after all we were remembering all our adventures and being old ladies recalling them crazy underage drinking days. Can't remember the details exactly but I know we all shut up when we saw the UPD (for those that don't know that University Police) car pull up in the distance. My roommates were silently freaking out. I was too because if we were caught, we knew we wouldn't be graduating the following weekend. I know I processed being kicked out of school quick and instinctively I dropped to the ground and told my roommates to shut up and do the same. So they did just as a flashlight was swept across the field. Now I call it luck we weren't caught because the shotput field dips down a bit, so by lying flat, we were perfectly hidden. However had the officer been closer, he would've definietly seen us. So we waited on the ground for like 10ish minutes until the officer went to his car. We thought oh, we're in the clear time to crawl to the edge of the forest and make our escape. I took everyone's bottle and put it in my bag carefully so the bottles wouldn't clink. I was super slow to reach the edge of the forest and my friends who were already hiding behind a tree, asked me to toss the bag so I could move faster. The cop had called back up. So I had to move fast with out letting the bottles clink. I moved as quick as possible and when I reached that damn tree line, I was so damn happy. My friend held out her hand to take the bag and as I passed it to her, I swear to all them deities, in that moment I wanted to kick her face. She tugged the bag hard and the bottles clinked. I didn't wait. I just rushed into the forest and took the steep shortcut up the hill to make the grand escape. FML. We laughed about it later, once we were safe in the apartment... Moral of this story: DON'T DO STUPID SHIT BEFORE GRADUATION.Aftermath: UPD posted up a notice of the activity and money for anyone with information... Apparently there was a huge Championship game the next day and by crossing the softball field, we ruined the chalk lines. OOPS. LMAO DAREDEVILS NEVAH FOLLOW RULES YO. |
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Post by Sekki on Dec 9, 2015 1:02:19 GMT -5
I was 5 and we got a skateboard. My cousin would always come to my house and he'll push me while I sit on the skateboard. So one day he wasn't free to come, and being the little impatient ninnymuggin I am, I decided to have fun myself. I laid down on the skateboard, face first. I used my hands to push me forward, but apparently I didn't know how to stop cause I pushed it WAY TOO HARD. The skateboard zoomed to the fence and I headbutted one of the wooden boards. My two front teeth fell out and I was crying and I was scared so I ran all the way back to the kitchen and told my mom and she called me stupid. She brought me to the hospital after that. HAPPY BLOODY MEMORIES  |
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Post by CHIKUBI on Dec 9, 2015 3:39:27 GMT -5
I was 5 and we got a skateboard. My cousin would always come to my house and he'll push me while I sit on the skateboard. So one day he wasn't free to come, and being the little impatient ninnymuggin I am, I decided to have fun myself. I laid down on the skateboard, face first. I used my hands to push me forward, but apparently I didn't know how to stop cause I pushed it WAY TOO HARD. The skateboard zoomed to the fence and I headbutted one of the wooden boards. My two front teeth fell out and I was crying and I was scared so I ran all the way back to the kitchen and told my mom and she called me stupid. She brought me to the hospital after that. HAPPY BLOODY MEMORIES YOU'RE AS DESTRUCTIVE AND ACCIDENT PRONE AS I AM!! XD |
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Post by Sekki on Dec 9, 2015 6:25:35 GMT -5
I was 5 and we got a skateboard. My cousin would always come to my house and he'll push me while I sit on the skateboard. So one day he wasn't free to come, and being the little impatient ninnymuggin I am, I decided to have fun myself. I laid down on the skateboard, face first. I used my hands to push me forward, but apparently I didn't know how to stop cause I pushed it WAY TOO HARD. The skateboard zoomed to the fence and I headbutted one of the wooden boards. My two front teeth fell out and I was crying and I was scared so I ran all the way back to the kitchen and told my mom and she called me stupid. She brought me to the hospital after that. HAPPY BLOODY MEMORIES YOU'RE AS DESTRUCTIVE AND ACCIDENT PRONE AS I AM!! XD LMAO GRANDMA. |
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Post by CHIKUBI on Dec 18, 2015 3:14:45 GMT -5
Story time again!
This time, I bring a tale of humor, that flipped me out.
I call this one: CHRISTMAS BABY!!
So about 3 years ago. I had come home for the holidays. Around that time, I had gotten a bit chubby and I was trying out new ways to wear make up, using shimmer and what not. It was cold around that time and so whenever I'd go out and family would see me they'd be like, aww your after glow is nice. I thought they're noticing how I'm wearing shimmer nice. Other times they'd be like aww you're here alone and didn't bring the little one. I thought they were talking about my niece so I would respond: Oh, she had to stay home with my mom, it's too cold out.
Fast forward a few days towards thee day, Christmas. Little by little gifts show up around the tree. That year in particular, I noticed a surplus of gifts from family I never even talked to.
Okay so I have a nasty habit of sneaking up to the Christmas tree and counting presents. I'm damn nosey about that. That year, I had gotten 40 gifts all of different sizes, so I was stoked. Christmas comes around and my ass was on it and I tore up that wrapping paper and got the biggest WTF of my life.
All the gifts were baby stuff. Blankets, bottles, diapers, a baby carrier, a walker, a few toys, baby clothes... I was confused as fuck but there was one person who was laughing their ass off... My mom.
Okay, I gotta back track a bit, so the year before that for April Fools, I had told my mom I was pregnant. It was a good joke, I had got her good but she had swore revenge. The following year, she took my prank and pranked the family BUT she never told them it was a joke. So everybody assumed I had gotten chubby because I was prego and they all bought christmas gifts for the baby and I...
Moral of the story: NEVER PRANK YOUR MOMMA. HER REVENGE IS SLOW BUT EMBARRASSING.
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Post by CHIKUBI on Dec 30, 2015 0:30:29 GMT -5
New Story, I call this one: Grandma's Coconut Lemonade
I had stayed one summer with my Grandma, not by choice but because my parents had guilt tripped me into doing it. She was lonely and needed company. I was an innocent 14 year old girl who had no idea what Grandma got up to in the weekends. My sister had warned me to avoid the lemonade pitcher on the weekends. I didn't know why but can't lie, I was curious on to why.
The week passed by and I noticed how she was more livelier as Friday approached and then on Friday. IT ALL MADE SENSE.
So, the plan for the weekend was for her to go to "Bingo" with her friends while I was to stay home, order pizza, watch whatever I wanted on pay-per-view and make sure the doors were locked.
Come 8:30, she get's a call and starts to swear. That was the first time I had ever heard Grandma talk like that. I'm in the living room chilling waiting for the pizza and I hear clinking in the kitchen. The pizza arrives, I pay and go into the kitchen where there's a pitcher of lemonade and a white bottle with a coconut on it. I set the pizza down and then Grandma turns to me and she's like: "Plans changed, I'm staying and watching movies with you."
Disgruntled I'm like: 'Alright so she's not leaving. No biggie.'
We eat pizza and watch Mean Girls, because it was my pick and she had no say. I get thirsty and she brings out her lemonade she made and pours me a glass. One for me and one for her. I taste my drink and it's really sweet and sour, with a coconut aftertaste. Not what I was expecting but it was nice. I didn't think much about it until like 30 minutes later, I'm into my third cup.
Grandma then is like: "Oh, you're getting more, don't drink too much, I didn't make it that strong since it's your first time but still, you might be like your dad."
I didn't understand what she meant until I had to go to the bathroom... I was drunk as fuck!! She laughed as I walked all disoriented and crashed a few times into the wall.
Lesson of this story: Don't trust Grandma's Lemonade on a Weekend night.
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